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© 1998 by Eileen Hazel



Sometimes you make me feel like an idiot without a clue
Your love is so unreal, you’re not the same girl that I knew
Once I believed but it seems I was wrong
Wiped my snot on my sleeve, then I wrote down this song

Love is just a fantasy
Your kisses were only fooling me

Some days I go to work, I sit there and format reports
Though my feelings have been hurt,
and my temper is getting pretty short
Once I imagined you were in love with me
I guess I’d have to speculate I’ve watched too much TV

Love is a calamity
Your sweet words were only fooling me

Oh woe to the woman who repeats all her mistakes
She can try to start all over but what difference would it make?
Her behavior is genetic, she’s been programmed since birth
To fool around with fire, and then cry when it hurts

Darwin says we’re evolved -
he wrote the “Origin of Species” in a week
But monkeys have got it solved,
they express their affection grooming fleas
Once I supposed that life could make some sense
But natural selection is all a game of chance

Love is pure insanity
My big brain was only fooling me
Yeah, love is just a fantasy
My big overdeveloped and highly-evolved brain was only fooling me


from My Interesting Condition, released January 10, 2002
Eileen Hazel - acoustic guitar, lead vocal
Lisa Zeiler - mandolin
Ian Willson - clarinet
Green - harmony vocal


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Eileen Hazel Berkeley, California

Eileen Hazel, a captivating song catcher and emerging song leader. As a priestess of Aphrodite and seeker of beautiful mycelium, she weaves enchanting melodies that transcend boundaries. Eileen orchestrates community singing, celebrating shared experiences and the unifying power of music. Immerse yourself in her world, where the magic of sound and beauty of the soul converge in perfect harmony. ... more

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